Friday Ramblings

Curt Schilling is a douche bag. Nice hair, asswipe.

David Ortiz isn't the MVP.

Jason Kendall is.

Joe Blanton continues to impress. He may not be a bonafide "number two" yet, but he's close.

Mark Ellis is dreamy. And the real Comeback Player of the Year.

Sixth Street in Austin is filled with the hottest college co-eds in the country.

Sixth Street in Austin is where I'll be tonight.

And tomorrow night.

Boston is filled with the ugliest people in the country.

Scott Hatteberg has one hit in his last 14 ABs.

Adam Melhuse doesn't have a single AB in that time.

What I will miss because of my trip to Austin:

• Oakland @ Boston, Game 2
• Houston at UTEP (Watch the nation's best offense on ESPN2 tonight)
• Michigan State @ Notre Dame
• Oakland @ Boston, Game 3
• The NFL on Sunday

Joe Kennendy better not suck ass tonight.

Ken Macha is still a retard.

Enjoy your weekend, douche bags. I know I will.