Haiku Generator

For some odd reason, I can run off about a dozen at any given time. Not bad for a straight guy, eh?

I hate Macha
Those line-ups make my eyes bleed
Someone please shoot me

"You ready to hit?"
"Only clean-up," says Hatte
Out 4-3 again

Juicy Fruit is nice
Shuffling the line-up is not
Douche-bagging moron

Kendall hits lead-off
My poor liver pays the price
Make it a double

Left, right, left, right, left
Playing the percentages
Billy Beane's puppet?

Kirk Saarloos is done
Skip leaves him in anyway
Extra innings now

I wear big glasses
But can't see the obvious
What's a pinch hitter?

Bunting in the first
Pinch running but not stealing
Division lead gone

What a close ballgame
I need speed on the bases
That's what the book says

"Grab a bat, Ruby"
"Huh? I've been hurt for three months"
"I don't speak Spanish"