Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Peace out, Asshole

Monday, October 16, 2006

Macha Gone?

Note: This guest post was written by A's fan and Macha hater Mike:

Well, it might be happening again. We might be rid of Macha's sorry ass again.

We did it last year, but only for a week. It was the best week ever.

Let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: Leave. Please. Today.

Quit. Get the fuck out. We hate you and we want you gone. You took Ron Washington's job last year after you were axed and then bitched and moaned and sucked Uncle Lew's nuts until they brought you back. The fucking PIRATES didn't even want you, you asshole. What did you do then? Definitely not get out of baseball, as you should have. No, you decide to crawl back here and fuck up another postseason for us.

Now, don't get me wrong here. I don't completely blame Cacha for the trouncing we got from Detroit. I mean, who the fuck would think that a) Rogers would become Godlike in the playoffs all of a sudden, b) Everybody but Bradley would suck ass offensively, c) Chavez would not only suck ass at the plate, but in the field, and d) Jimenez would prove to be the worst player ever (okay, so we all did think that last one).

Whatever. There is still NO FUCKING EXCUSE for the way that you fucked up in Games 1 and 2. Not exactly one to get fired up and set the tone early, are you Kenny boy? As usual, you left in the starters just long enough to give up enough runs to lose. What the fuck were you thinking after Loaiza had given up 4 runs. Here, let me guess for you:

"Well, you know-uh, he hasn't-uh given up 6 yet, and he's not-uh in line for the W. I gotta-uh give him every chance to-uh get the W."

NO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO THAT. You need to give the TEAM the chance to W. That does not mean that you leave the Tijuana Turd in the game for 2 more fucking innings so he can give up the deciding runs to Alexis fucking Gomez.

Oh well, it's in the past. You've cost us another postseason, though not as blatant as your spectacular failures in the past.

Now it's time for you to really get the fuck out. Let Bob Geren take over, or Washington, it really doesn't matter. All we ask is that we get somebody capable of actually making a timely fucking pitching change. Somebody that thinks Bobby Kielty's .965 OPS against lefties is worthy to get a goddamn start in a playoff game against (gasp) a left handed pitcher. Somebody that says to themself, "Hey Fucktard (that's you), D'Angelo Jimenez is quite possibly the worst player in organized baseball. If the plan is to replace Ellis with defense, maybe we can go ahead and try Kiger out since Jimenez can neither field a ball or throw one 90 feet as required when turning a double play."

Hell, somebody that doesn't make players on the team go straight to Billy and tell him that if you're not gone, they don't want to come back next year. Dude, even Adam "One Plate Appearance Every Three Weeks -- Maybe" Melhuse hates you:

"For the last two years, our relationship has deteriorated to nothing. He didn't even speak to me for well over the last month. For me, as a backup, all I want is communication. Every other coach, I get along with great, but with Macha, it is not an exaggeration to say he doesn't speak to me -- not 'Hi,' not anything. "It's tough to go to work every day knowing you're working for someone who doesn't think much of you as a player and on top of that, doesn't even acknowledge you." Wow. So, lets get this straight. You won't even fucking talk to the backup catcher, and yet you won't sit Kendall because he might get upset. Antonio Perez didn't even get 100 ABs this season. Granted, he hit like shit, but what can you expect from a guy who only plays every 2 weeks at most? So basically, with those 2, and Scott Sauerbeck, the A's played with a 22 man roster this season. Because you don't use guys you don't like. God I hate you. Seriously, we need a person that's actually going to not be a fucking total moron in the dugout.
That person is not you, asshole. Please just go away. This team could do nothing else in the offseason and win at least five more games next year just because you're not asleep in the goddamn dugout.