What is our Macha acronym?

Rob Neyer: I just want to throw something in here . . . for a while (and maybe still today) Bill James was playing around with this toy, where you take the first letters of a player's last name and turn them into something else. For example, Left Outfielder, Not Good (Terence Long) and Brings Extensive Losing Log (Buddy Bell). A friend and I came up with Grew In Artificial Manner By Injection (Jason Giambi) and Works At Notching Groundouts (Chien-Ming Wang). Anyway, in this same vein, James Bulger just suggested that we change Clearly Identifiable Defensie Mistake (another Bill James invention) to Plain Error Not Acknowledged . . . or "PENA", in honor of Wily Mo Pena. (Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming...)

Joe: San Francisco, CA: How about for Bonds: Built On New Designer Steroids


Readers: Give me your best MACHA acronym in the comments section. The author of the best submission wins nothing.

My submission: Motherfucker-Asshole-Cockbrain-Herpes-Asswipe. It's got a nice ring to it.