Tuesday, April 18, 2006

What is our Macha acronym?

Rob Neyer: I just want to throw something in here . . . for a while (and maybe still today) Bill James was playing around with this toy, where you take the first letters of a player's last name and turn them into something else. For example, Left Outfielder, Not Good (Terence Long) and Brings Extensive Losing Log (Buddy Bell). A friend and I came up with Grew In Artificial Manner By Injection (Jason Giambi) and Works At Notching Groundouts (Chien-Ming Wang). Anyway, in this same vein, James Bulger just suggested that we change Clearly Identifiable Defensie Mistake (another Bill James invention) to Plain Error Not Acknowledged . . . or "PENA", in honor of Wily Mo Pena. (Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming...)

Joe: San Francisco, CA: How about for Bonds: Built On New Designer Steroids

Readers: Give me your best MACHA acronym in the comments section. The author of the best submission wins nothing.

My submission: Motherfucker-Asshole-Cockbrain-Herpes-Asswipe. It's got a nice ring to it.


Anonymous Jason said...

Ahnungslos (German for Clueless)

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 4:55:00 PM  
Blogger Roman said...

Makes Asinine Calls, Habitually Asleep

The contest is now over.


Tuesday, April 18, 2006 5:17:00 PM  
Blogger The Anti-Blez said...

That's pure poetry, Roman.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006 7:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mechanically Automated Cyborg for Human Assignments (still a prototype)

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:10:00 AM  
Blogger EiO IMAGES/ Kerry Haas said...

Most Annoying Chewing Hack Again

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manager And Complete Horse's Ass

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:16:00 AM  
Blogger EiO IMAGES/ Kerry Haas said...


Wednesday, April 19, 2006 8:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Lewis said...

Macha's Anemic Cock in Hatteberg's Ass

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:18:00 AM  
Anonymous smac said...


But the Horse's Ass one wins.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:51:00 AM  
Anonymous aaron said...

Then there's always anagrams:

Damned canker, hath we.

(Had to stretch to Kenneth Edward Macha for that one.)

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 10:33:00 AM  
Blogger darthmoridin said...

More Aggravation Comes Hourly Anon

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mega Asshat Cunnilingus Huge Anus

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 12:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Wednesday, April 19, 2006 4:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moldy Ass/Cunt-Hole Agape

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Much accomplished champion,
he ain't

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 9:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Macha's Anal Cum Has AIDS

Wednesday, April 19, 2006 11:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muffdiving Asseating Cuntrag Humps Apes

Thursday, April 20, 2006 4:26:00 PM  
Blogger goodmeat2000 said...

Manager and Complete Horses Ass, ain't bad. Ditto Much Accomplished Champion He Ain't. Some of those others look like they were created by Macha. IMO.

Thursday, April 20, 2006 7:29:00 PM  

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