Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Everything Comes in Two's

And why shouldn't they? Playing in the TWIN cities, Macha decided that he wanted to let the A's lose their SECOND consecutive game to the TWINS the exact same way he let them lose the first: by leaving in a starter to give up another homerun that proved to be the gamewinner.

Last night, after watching Haren leave everything up all game long, he decided to send him out for the 5th, only to watch Justin Morneau hit in what would prove to be the gamewinning run. Tonight, Loaiza continued to demonstrate why he's the single biggest waste of money since Macha by sucking dick early, often, and then early again and then often again. And then once more, because taxes will make his 21.375 million dollars seem like a little bit less. So he sucked another dick in order to stick it to the man. The dickman.

Of course, asshat decides to send him back out for the 5th, despite the fact that he had already given up 93 walks and 108 homeruns on the day, and gives up what would prove to be the deciding run. Here's what I wrote before the Twins came to bat in the 5th inning:

"They'll score again this inning, and Macha won't take Loaiza out until AFTER the big homerun. Standard Macha protocol."

I would toot my own horn, but predicting for Macha to do something stupid is like....actually, there's no good simile to finish this sentence. Macha being stupid is the single most predictable thing in the universe, so to compare his stupidity to anything else would actually downgrade its predictability. So yeah, it's not a great prediction, because Macha is a fucking retard. I mean, vagina-brain has a fucking 12 man pitching staff, including THREE long fucking relievers, and he's still not using them. Is there really a downside to not taking out an ineffective starting pitcher? Do you hate walking to the mound that much, you lazy asshole? Fucking christ you're so god damn useless.

Some asshole once said "those who do not learn from the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them." If he had been an A's fan, he would have said "Ken Macha is such a fucking bag of elephant dung. When he's asleep during his mistakes, the asshole usually makes the same mistake again. God, what a fucking fuckbox Macha is." That guy totally had a silver tongue; that's why his quotes are so well remembered.

Swisher had a heck of a game tonight, though, eh? I imagine he'll be on the bench tomorrow, because Macha wouldn't want him to be able to build on his momentum. Maybe he can keep Melhuse company, who won't play again until Loaiza's next shit-fest despite the not-so-trivial fact that he's about 198 times better than Jason Kendall.

Anyway, I hate Macha, and I wish he were dead.

7 Comments:

Blogger Toni said...

lol

classic, waffle...

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 10:44:00 PM  
Blogger darthmoridin said...

amen, brother, amen.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT job Greg on your latest submission!! I've been a follower of this blog since last summer and I am a frequent contributor on the Scout.com forum and continue to fight all Macha defenders at all costs. My ID is quite easy to find since I use all numbers and my avatar is the legendary "I Blame Macha" photo that has graced this board!!! Keep up the good work and let's hope Kenny chokes on his gum while sleeping in the dugout very soon!!! THANKS FOR NOTHING BILLY!

Thursday, April 13, 2006 1:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture is from the British 60's film classic 'Kes' by the way.

Thursday, April 13, 2006 6:33:00 PM  
Blogger goodmeat2000 said...

Macha said he wanted to keep his bullpen in good shape.....it musta worked. The Twinkies scored 21 runs in 3 games, all but 1 of them was off our starters. Anyone have any idea why you'd leave your starter(s) in a game long enough to give up 7 runs?

Thursday, April 13, 2006 7:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I haven't checked this site in a while, but goddamn i'm glad I did today. If i'm gonna be stuck in the office on another halfway decent day in the bay area, after all this fucking rain, at least I can read this good shit about Ken "Fucking" Macha. Macha, Loaiza, and Johnson need to be spending some time down in the minors if you ask me. Well, at least Johnson does, you can do whatever the fuck you want with Loaiza and Kendall those fucking hacks. Why can't Macha be the manager for the fucking Va-giants in frisco???

Mike in San Carlos

Friday, April 14, 2006 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I meant Kendall, Loaiza, and Johnson...got Macha on my mind

Friday, April 14, 2006 11:54:00 AM  

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