Thursday, April 27, 2006

Because a world without breasts....

....is Japan.






And we've already got too many Japans.


Now, we here at firemacha don't advertise just anything on our site. And until today, we'd never advertised anything at all. We shun all causes. We think people who give to charities would be better served if they spent that money instead on eight-balls and dubs. Screw curing cancer, there's coke-whores to be fucked. And big rims to drive on. But this cause is just too good. One of your fellow A's fans came up with a great idea that will embiggen the average breast size in the United States.

And that's a good thing.

A very good thing.

So check out myfreeimplants.com. Sign up for an account, and give a dollar or two to some small tittied ho-bag that will make empty promises of polishing your knob or letting you fist her anus for your hard earned cash, and then completely ignore your dark blue balls while laughing all the way to the wealthy record executive that her larger breasts will enable her to date, futher lessening the pool of women available to you.

See how this works, you horny loser?

Now...check out the site.

7 Comments:

Blogger Roman said...

I'm going to sponsor Kerry.

Thursday, April 27, 2006 3:25:00 PM  
Blogger EiO IMAGES/ Kerry Haas said...

Bastard.

How is she standing? She's got some fatties butt glued to her chestal region.

Friday, April 28, 2006 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

Nice work! 37 direct links from firemacha.

Friday, April 28, 2006 3:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does this have to do with baseball? If you want to be taken seriously, stay focused.

Friday, April 28, 2006 5:12:00 PM  
Blogger Roman said...

What does this have to do with baseball? If you want to be taken seriously, stay focused.

What does that comment have to do with baseball?

I think it has more to do with being a douchebag.


But that's just my interpretation.

Friday, April 28, 2006 5:20:00 PM  
Blogger goodmeat2000 said...

small boobs are gooder.

Sunday, April 30, 2006 8:09:00 PM  
Blogger goodmeat2000 said...

I was thinking you should probably throw a towel over that girl with the boobs. She looks like a Holstein cow, fixin' to go down. If she gets one stepped on, she'll be ruined. Won't even be able to pound her out, hardly. Definite mastitis risk. Too much maintenance to strip it out.
Small udders. Concentrate on small, well-formed udders. Easier to keep clean, yield about the same,good buttermilk, won't get stepped on in the stall.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006 8:42:00 AM  

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