Everywhere a sign
Fucking up the scenery
Breaking my mind
Do this, don't do that
Can't you read the sign?
-Five Man Electrical Band
The latest news out of A's camp is that the asshole and the rest of the A's coaches are upset with the poor fundamentals displayed by the team. WHA?!?!? You mean this team doesn't have good fundamentals? Get the fuck out. And Macha is just realizing this now?
How is that different from any other game in the Macha regime? I mean, he's just noticing this now? Our players have been morons since 2000, and it only takes you six years to do something about it? Does this mean you'll finally take Kendall out of the lineup in 2011? I can't wait for that. I guess it makes sense, though, since Ken's been conditioned to fall asleep from 7-10 pm every night, so all these day games must really be putting a cramp in his naptime schedule, and he actually has to watch what's happening for once. Well, don't worry, Ken. In ten more days, you can go back to not noticing what the fuck is happening during games all over again.
"We missed two signs yesterday, threw a ball to the wrong base, and had a runner thrown out on the bases."
Of course, the best part of the article was this gem from Ken:
"I don't want to walk in the clubhouse after a game and say we lost the game because of a missed sign."
That's just too fucking precious, Ken. Unfortunately, we lose games all the time because of a missed sign. Namely, this one:
Oh, the irony.
So I got out a pen and paper
and I made up my own little sign
It says die Ken you fucking moron
Douchebag asshole swine