Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Everybody Big Hurts

With today's news that the A's have signed Frank Thomas, A's fans have a new first choice as to who they'd want bashing Macha's face with a baseball bat. I mean, let's face fun as it would be to do ourselves, Frank Thomas could do much more damage than any of us. My photoshop skills may be less than par, but that picture of Thomas swinging at Macha's face brings me endless joy. It should bring all of us endless joy.

But seriously, even the most optimistic fan doesn't think Frank will make it through the season healthy. What we do think, however, is that Macha will still find a way to screw everything up. There are going to be points throughout the season when we need to weigh leaving Frank in the game for his bat vs. removing him for a pinch runner, and I have no doubt that Macha will screw that up. How should we construct the lineup for when Frank is healthy? Do we bat our new best hitter third, like the old axiom says, or do we move him down in the order because he's slower than continental drift? I would say that I fully expect Macha to fuck up the lineup, but that would be a lot like saying water is wet; it's just assumed at this point. No matter what Macha eventually does with the lineup, I can guarantee you that it'll be stupid. You know, like Macha.

God damn I hate Macha.


Blogger â„–Hitz said...

Greg a little something for you to celebrate with. Fear the Hoff!


Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:38:00 PM  
Blogger darthmoridin said...

I'm actually excited about this lineup, but then I remember that Macha's the one who's going to be making it up every day. Oy. I could pull a better lineup out of my ass than Macha could come up with at least 162 times in a row.

I can't believe we showed this guy the door and then let him back in the building.

Thursday, January 26, 2006 6:19:00 PM  
Blogger ghostofaspast said...

what happened to the dancing ninja? I thought he was supposed to dance as long as Macha was still managing the A's. So much for commitment.

Also, what's up with the movie ads? Sell outs...

Saturday, January 28, 2006 3:36:00 AM  
Blogger Roman said...

The link to the dancing ninja now leads to a porno site.

And we aren't getting paid for the Glory Road ad.

Saturday, January 28, 2006 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger ghostofaspast said...

Not getting paid for it? And here I was clicking on it like crazy. IsoP

Monday, January 30, 2006 12:54:00 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

How much did the Asshat, er the Macha baseball card cost you Roman?

Wednesday, February 01, 2006 4:31:00 AM  

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