Thursday, December 22, 2005

Macha Ride


Just hear those brain cells sputtering putt putt puttering too
Come on, it's shitty weather will you ever make a good move?
Outside the fans are crying our season is dying too
Why oh why did you pinch hit for Dye with Melhuse?

Jesus-Christ Jesus-Christ Jesus-Christ kill me
Why can't he see
How fucking stupid can one be
Jesus-Christ Jesus-Christ Jesus-Christ fuck you
And your parents too
For bringing you into the world I'm about to hurl you stooge

We've learned our lesson from the ass-raping sessions oh well
You'll always do what's stupid you putrid spawn from hell
We fans start to tremble cuz your brain resembles a slough
It's not the be all and end all to bat Jason Kendall leadoff

Jesus-Christ Jesus-Christ Jesus-Christ kill me
Why can't he see
How fucking stupid can one be
Jesus-Christ Jesus-Christ Jesus-Christ fuck you
And your parents too
For bringing you into the world I'm about to hurl you stooge

List'ning to your interviews makes me want to spew turds
My world crumbles as you stumble and mumble your words
What did we ever do to deserve a fuck like you, Ken?
Ev'ry September you engender our pitiful chokejobs again

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