Friday, December 16, 2005

The Ken Macha Holiday Song Fest

Dear Oakland fans,
This holiday season, I will be telling the story of Ken Macha in song song form. The story will not necessarily be chronological, as I am often hampered by the constraints of the song itself (and sometimes have to take a liberty with song length), and my genius is more of a free-flowing variety. I'm also ridiculously attractive, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, without further ado, I present to you the first installment of the Ken Macha Holiday Song Fest.....

Macha the Red-Nosed Asshole

Macha the Red-Nosed Asshole
Had a fully worthless brain
He never learns from his gaffes
He always makes mistakes again
(and again and again and again)

All of the other skippers
Still they laugh and call him names
They know when they're playing Oakland
They don't have to use their brains

Macha will manage for them
Grady and the Sox say "hi"
Things were looking bleak for Boston
Then the asshole pinch hit for Dye

The dumbest decision ever
It couldn't have been any more wrong
When you left the entire season
Up to Terrence "Fuck me in the Goat-ass" Long
(you stupid fucking moron)

Then one October afternoon
We thought your ass was gone
When you thought your contract writ
Was worth more than a piece of shit

Then all the fans were happy
No longer are we cursed with Ken
Next year, with another skipper
We can finally win again

to be continued...........


Blogger Toni said...

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Friday, December 16, 2005 6:22:00 PM  
Blogger Toni said...



(though your photoshopped picture needs a little help).


Friday, December 16, 2005 6:28:00 PM  
Blogger â„–Hitz said...

Nice, for the next song, can we dub a jam from Trans-Siberian Orchestra? hfg

Saturday, December 17, 2005 12:16:00 AM  

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