Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Jews Hate Macha, too

Roman and I like to consider this a secular blog. We don't divide the world into black or white, or Christian and non-Christian. As far as we're concerned, there exist only two religions on this planet: Those who hate Macha, and idiots. We don't believe in God, only the anti-Christ. Why did Constantinople get the works? Because Christians are pussies, that's why. And I mean, geez..if Macha's brain isn't the perfect metaphor for spending 40 years wandering the desert, I don't know what is. So if you're a Jew who also happens to hate Macha, then pull up a chair, grab a latke, boil that meat, and enjoy the show. This one's for you.


The Macha Song





Macha's little brain
Is made out of shit
He can never use it
Cuz he's a damn half wit

O Macha, Macha, Macha
No brain activity
Macha, Macha, Macha
How stupid can you be?

Days after being fired
He's begging on his knees
Not only is he stupid
He has no dignity

O Macha, Macha, Macha
No brain activity
Macha, Macha, Macha
How stupid can you be?

Billy got my job back
Apparently he's blind
As long as I'm the skipper
2nd place are we confined

O Macha, Macha, Macha
No brain activity
Macha, Macha, Macha
How stupid can you be?

Kendall's batting leadoff
I'll have another beer
I get awfully thirsty
Making one lineup per year

O Macha, Macha, Macha
No brain activity
Macha, Macha, Macha
How stupid can you be?

Kennedy in Texas
Zito in Cleveland
Ken will leave them in too long
Cuz he's asleep again

O Macha, Macha, Macha
No brain activity
Macha, Macha, Macha
How stupid can you be?

Next to me Prince Valium
Is an insomniac
I'm a fucking moron
This is scientific fact

O Macha, Macha, Macha
No brain activity
Macha, Macha, Macha
How stupid can you be?

Our past if filled with what-ifs
Like what if Ken were smart
And were capable of more than just
A watery brain fart

O Macha, Macha, Macha
No brain activity
Macha, Macha, Macha
How stupid can you be?

The moral of the story
Is that we are fucked with Ken
As long as he's the skipper
We'll never win again

3 Comments:

Anonymous T116 said...

very nice, boys. I'll be singing that one in front of the Menorah this year

Tuesday, December 20, 2005 5:43:00 PM  
Blogger Roman said...

L-FUCKING-O!!!!!!!


Jews rocks.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous smac said...

Macha is the foreskin that must be snipped off the penis that is the A's.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:54:00 PM  

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