Friday, September 23, 2005

Wake Me Up When September Ends


Just forfeit the remaining 9 games. It'd be a lot better than watching the Angels celebrate on our field for the 2nd year in a row, making them the 5th team in the last 6 years to do so.

Just forfeit. It'd be a lot better than watching Macha continually put Scott Hatteberg into the lineup.

Just forfeit. It'd be a lot better than watching Macha try and pretend he knows how to manage a pitching staff (although his only fuckup tonight was his lineup).

Just forfeit. Why risk any long term injuries when it's clear the players have already given up?

Just forfeit. Because I know I'll get Hudler and Physioc on the Extra Innings package, and I don't want to have to listen to those idiots.

Just forfeit. Because Roman and I need to get cracking on our Fire Geren blog.

Just forfeit. Why should Stanfurd rugby be the only cowardly, gutless bunch of losers in the Bay Area?

Just forfeit. They're all just going through the motions anyway. They're tired. They're sleepy. It's been a long, tough, arduous year of choking EVERY SINGLE TIME it matters. They desperately want to join Mr. Kangaroo in dreamy-dream land. So why don't we let them.

Just forfeit. Wake them up when September ends; I'm sure they're all anxious to hit those tees bright and early on October 3rd.

So just forfeit.

3 Comments:

Blogger The Anti-Blez said...

When Macha is sent packing, can he also please put Chokey Chavez into his suitcase with him?

Beano could have done MUCH better with that $66 million.

Saturday, September 24, 2005 5:18:00 PM  
Blogger Toni said...

I love that picture of the kangaroo... I just had to go "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" when I saw it.

It's so cute.

OH and thank the lord only 6 more games of Macha!!

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 11:23:00 AM  
Blogger ZACHARY D MANPRIN said...

Hey - email me when you get a chance. I want to set something up with another A's blog out there.
-ZDM (ElephantsinOakland)

Tuesday, September 27, 2005 6:08:00 PM  

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