Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Fuck You

You mother fucker. You stupid worthless asshole. You god damn rectum-wrecking scrotum-sucking testicle-tasting prostate-probing Cowper's-cupping anus-eating semen-swallowing fucktard. How fucking stupid can one person be?

Nice god damn managing tonight, you white-haired cuntrag. What game were you watching, and on what universe were you living where Zito had the command and ability to get through that 7th inning?

Kill yourself. Just do it. You're so fucking worthless that there isn't any point to your living anymore. Your lineups are beyond idiotic. Leave Kennedy in too long, take Saarloos out too early, leave Zito in too long, chew your gum, kick the bathroom door, just fucking kill yourself. Take an exacto knife and slit your jugular. Nobody will miss you, we promise.

God damn you're such a mother fucking asshole. I've taken shits that have subsequently taken shits that were smarter than you.

I hate you. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.

Kill yourself because I hate you. You're so fucking stupid and I hate you.

Asshole.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Roman said...

Welcome back, Greg.



And LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 14, 2005 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Fer said...

This entry is probably the defining moment of this blog

it rocks

Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best part is that this is sponsored on Macha's page at baseball-reference.com lol

dsimo04

Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Tejada116 said...

LMAO

cowper-cupping...line of the century

Thursday, September 15, 2005 5:14:00 PM  

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