Friday, August 26, 2005

Hatte Time



2005 OPS: .688; 77th in the American League (out of 84)
August OPS: .394; 154th in the American League (out of 157)
Last 2 weeks: 2 for 27 (yes, they were both singles)

Adam Melhuse:
OPS last 2 months: 1.178 ( .405/.476/.702)
August OPS: 1.141; 2nd in the American League (out of 157)


Tonight's tough decision

The opposing pitcher has the following splits:
vs. left: .364/.436/.612
vs. right: .229/.286/.401
After perusing the numbers, the decision is pretty much made for you. Stack the lineup with lefties. With Nick Swisher both needing and getting a day off, the choice for Designated Hitter comes down to Scott Hatteberg and Adam Melhuse.

Tonight's brilliant thought process

Hmm....Adam Melhuse, Scott Hatteberg?.....Eleven-Seventy-Eight, Three-Ninety-Four?.........Second, One-Hundred-Fifty-Fourth?.... Good, Shitty?

Tonight's Brilliant Decision

Scott Hatteberg. Definitely Scott Hatteberg

Tonight's results:

o for 4
Outs recorded by either first or second baseman: 4
Balls hit hard by Hatteberg: 0
Ken Macha's IQ: 0

Tonight's Conclusion:


Well played, Ken. Well played indeed.

2 Comments:

Anonymous SpazByrnes said...

Hatte < Melhuse

Macha < A bag of dog crap

Saturday, August 27, 2005 1:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's up with all the NY Yankee ticket ads by Google on the righthand side of the page. Sacrilege. Sell outs, both of you!

Ghost

Sunday, August 28, 2005 11:54:00 AM  

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